To start off the week after my winter break from school, here is a list of things you learn in highschool..
1. Privacy/ personal space is not a phenomenon, it is an ideal and it's a thought you need to give up and let go. The walls are gonna seem thinner and your brother is gonna play his guitar louder than ever and you're gonna have to deal with it, pms or no pms.
2. If you take two asprin before going to bed after drinking your hangover probably won't be that bad. The fact that your dad makes fun of you and yells at you because he knows you have a headache on the other hand, will make everything worse.
3. Periodcramps/ lack of sleep/ a broken heart is a totally valid reason to stay home from school and anyone who tells you otherwise clearly haven't experienced either.
4. You are not going to shower every day, there just wont be enough time and you won't have the energy. Unless you smell really bad or just finished an Ironman, it is ok to skip a shower once in a while, maybe just make sure your tshirt doesnt smell bad and keep your arms down, you'll be fine.
5. Always bring flats and/or socks and jeans to a party, its gonna come in handy.
6. Prioritise. You are never gonna have enough room in your bag for all your books or enough time for all your homework. Dont stress. 1 simple rule; Prioritise. What things do you need the most? Answer: Your laptop, your charger, your phone. All other than that is unneccesary.
7. Nothing good happens on the nights where you shaved your legs and did your hair, the best nights are the nights where you just threw on something and expected to go home early.
8. Black is always the best choice.
9. Coffee is neccesary if you intend on surviving highschool. Just as neccesary as your phone or oxygen or other really important things.
10. You don't learn anything super important in class (like to do your taxes or find an appartment), so as I've mentioned before, the most important thing you'll learn in highschool is to act like you're doing a lot of imporant stuff when really you're just checking facebook.. Which actually does come in really handy in the real world as well now that I think about it..
Well that's basically it.. I can't think of anything else you would learn in highschool.. Maybe except the fact that most guys are jackasses and that most girls are bitches from time to time, but that would be very cliché of me to bring up.
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